It's what fits me best. Don't blame me.

I wear "safety shoes"
And "caution t-shirts."
I paid fifty bucks for my "security coat,"
and my "protection hat" was a gift.
I proudly sport my "careful scarf"
along with my "concerned earmuffs."
So, go ahead,
make fun of my wardrobe.
It's not my fault my "scaredy pants"
fit me best.